..An Open Letter to Anonymous..

So, as ranted about in my previous post (Up Yours), I have been getting a fair amount of nuisance comments on my blog.

I've actually been moaning about it for awhile now but because of the consequences of taking further action, I've put off acting on it.

But a wise (occasionally) old man told me, you have two choices.

1. Laugh it off, ignore it and it will eventually stop. (Note: I've been doing that for a couple of months now but it still keeps coming)
2. Take action.

So here I am, fully delivering on my vow to stop procrastinating and take action.

Dear Anonymous,

I wonder if you have a life at all. You seem to relish in stalking my blog and spouting your vile opinions to me. Hey, thanks for adding to my visitor count though. I'm making money of your obsession!

Do you not realize I don't care what you think?

But I'd like your existence to be banished completely from my universe, therefore I suggest you heed this advice.

Do. Not. Push. Me.

If I so much as smell your repugnant presence anywhere in my blogosphere, do expect legal recourse. I've already retained counsel who has a lovely little file on all your humorous ramblings. Also on standby is a results-driven company called Cyber Security who if you will note, with a little division called Digital Forensics is able to track down the lair from which you crazily commit your nonsense into evidence.

Ahh, the wonders of technology. Even fruitcakes are not spared anymore.

Again, I reiterate. Carry on this thorny path you have forged and you will suffer the consequences.

You only have yourself to blame.

Truly,
Drama Mama
xoxo