..Wan Zaleha..

As mentioned before, last week was insane. One of the MANY great people I got a chance to meet/work with was Wan Zaleha Radzi. Let me tell you, she's an absolute doll!!

Spent HEAPS of time with her and shes nothing but a professional I tell you. When I told my boyfriend I would be working with her immediately he started drooling. Turns out he had a huge schoolboy crush on her when she was a newscaster for TV3 back in the day.

She's so sweet she event sent me cupcakes!



Some pictures of me and Zaleha at the event..

After I MMS-ed this picture to Jeremy he replies with this. "Hmm, the 2 of you can bring the house down! Can pass off as sisters too. I will date you both anytime." Someone please slap my boyfriend for me?!?!
I feel like a gigantor-saurus beside her!

xoxo
Drama Mama

..Fuze?..

My boyfriend became the so-called 'talent' for this cute little web thingy (widget?). Cracks me up every time I see it.

Check it out for yourself on the Milo Fuze webpage.

The poor yellow bloody bugger (sorry, reference to the movie Australia).

Kisses
Drama Mama

..Paul Morrison..

Last week was INSANELY busy. We launched the new BMW 7 Series at the convention centre which required me to live in Impiana hotel for 1 week. Major stressed.

Anyhoo, as usual i have ZERO time to update much so I'm just going to leave you with one of the priceless moments had.. This is a classic and I'm voting for it to be the line of the millenia!

Characters:
Indian chappie: drunk as a skunk and unfortunately I noticed he was a friend of one of my clients at BMW.
Me: Trying to unwind a little bit at the end of a very hectic week.
Paul Morrison: My big black knight in shining armor. Deep voice with British accent. Hilarious. Note picture below. A wonderful character.

And so the story goes..

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I was standing at the bar towards the end of the event, having a drink and chatting to the team.

Throughout the night I noticed there was this group of Indian chaps who were giving me the eye and I could tell they were waiting for the right moment to approach.

True enough, one chappie approached me and instinctively I took two steps back. (Guys please note, if you're trying to chat up a girl, the first thing you SHOULDN'T do is step into her 'personal bubble' ie. 3 feet diameter around her.)

Back to the story. So he came up to me, I took two steps back and then this is the conversation:

Indian chappie: Hi my name is .... (editors note: not bothered enough to remember)
Me: I'm Jessica
Indian chappie: I knew it! I knew you weren't Malay.
Me: Ok.

Knight in shining armor: *steps in the 'conversation'* Sorry mate, she's with me.
Indian chappie: No, no. I just wanted to find out if she's Malay. I made a bet with my friends. So what is she?
Knight in shining armor: Well mate, she's half of me and half of something else!
Me: *rolls on floor laughing*
Indian chappie: Oh. Sorry.

At this point the chappie made a quick dash for the comfort and security of his other drunk friends. As for me? I was too busy trying not to pass out from laughing too much.

"She's half of me and half of something else.."

Priceless I tell you..

xoxo
Drama Mama

..Overheard..

Whilst sitting at Starbucks KLCC. I overheard this from the table next to me.

Dude 1:I tell you man. Pregnant women are like beasts. *sigh*
Dude 2: Huh? What the hell you going on about?
Dude 1 gf: Baby? (editor's note: she's the pregnant one by the way)

Dude 1: No seriously. Animals I tell you. You never know if they're going to sayang you, feed you, cuddle you, piss on you, crap on you or bite the fuck out of your d*ck!
Dude 2: hahahahahahahaha
Dude 1 gf: ma hai. you think being pregnant very easy is it?

Dude 1: Emotion 1. Angry.
Dude 1 gf: I'm in pain here ok. I feel fat, bloated, heavy and constantly need to pee. *sniffles*
Dude 2: Emotion 2. Emotional.

Dude 1 gf: AND all you do is sit back. Fucker. Get me pregnant and then feel very macho la. You push this baby through your chibai la then!
Dude 1: Emotion 3. Pissed. I rest my case.
Dude 1 gf: *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
Dude 2: hahahahahahahah

..Chronicles of Jolie pt 2..

Baby girl Jolie plays her mummy's favorite game: Hide and seek the hand.. *big grin*



XOXO
DramaQueen

..Spoken like a man..

Him: So baby, what do you want to do after dinner?
Her: I'm tired of deciding la. I've laid out all the options. You decide lah 'kay?
Him: But what do you want to do?
Her: I've already said. We'll do whatever you want to do.
Him: Which is?
Her: Tiu. I want to do what you want to do lah!
Him: Ok lah. Then I do you la.
Her: If that's what you want, sure.

(after a few minutes)

Him: So baby? How?
Her: Oyyyy!! Thought you already decided? How many times you want me to say it? YOU DECIDE!
Him: You decide lahhhh!

(note to self: should become lesbian)

Her: You are a 36 year old successful, independent man. Don't tell me you can't make a simple decision. If we have kids and they come running to you for advise or questions or permission then how??
Him: "Ask mummy"
Her: Don't tell me you'll say that to everything meh?
Him: "Ask mummy, ask mummy, ask mummy"
Her: Then have you around for what? Make babies only then what you gonna do?
Him: Must have me around to tell the kids "Ask mummy" lah!
Her: -_-

(note to self: buy gun)