..Spoken like a man..

Him: So baby, what do you want to do after dinner?
Her: I'm tired of deciding la. I've laid out all the options. You decide lah 'kay?
Him: But what do you want to do?
Her: I've already said. We'll do whatever you want to do.
Him: Which is?
Her: Tiu. I want to do what you want to do lah!
Him: Ok lah. Then I do you la.
Her: If that's what you want, sure.

(after a few minutes)

Him: So baby? How?
Her: Oyyyy!! Thought you already decided? How many times you want me to say it? YOU DECIDE!
Him: You decide lahhhh!

(note to self: should become lesbian)

Her: You are a 36 year old successful, independent man. Don't tell me you can't make a simple decision. If we have kids and they come running to you for advise or questions or permission then how??
Him: "Ask mummy"
Her: Don't tell me you'll say that to everything meh?
Him: "Ask mummy, ask mummy, ask mummy"
Her: Then have you around for what? Make babies only then what you gonna do?
Him: Must have me around to tell the kids "Ask mummy" lah!
Her: -_-

(note to self: buy gun)