..Overheard..

Whilst sitting at Starbucks KLCC. I overheard this from the table next to me.

Dude 1:I tell you man. Pregnant women are like beasts. *sigh*
Dude 2: Huh? What the hell you going on about?
Dude 1 gf: Baby? (editor's note: she's the pregnant one by the way)

Dude 1: No seriously. Animals I tell you. You never know if they're going to sayang you, feed you, cuddle you, piss on you, crap on you or bite the fuck out of your d*ck!
Dude 2: hahahahahahahaha
Dude 1 gf: ma hai. you think being pregnant very easy is it?

Dude 1: Emotion 1. Angry.
Dude 1 gf: I'm in pain here ok. I feel fat, bloated, heavy and constantly need to pee. *sniffles*
Dude 2: Emotion 2. Emotional.

Dude 1 gf: AND all you do is sit back. Fucker. Get me pregnant and then feel very macho la. You push this baby through your chibai la then!
Dude 1: Emotion 3. Pissed. I rest my case.
Dude 1 gf: *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
Dude 2: hahahahahahahah