Tuesday, July 29, 2008

..RandomFunnies..

This excerpt is taken from a blog post on RandomAlphabets. Its just bloody hilarious. I feel for her. First time meeting the boyfriends parents is a nerve-wrecking experience indeed.

Enjoy.


"A friend of mine has this friend studying in the States. Malaysian. Not socially skilled and some what reserved and nervous as a person. But in short, she travels and is exposed. Studying in Chicago for some time now. Has an American bf for over a year. After which he says he wants her to meet his family. So she follow him back home. I am not sure out of nervousness or bodoh-ness or self imposed obligation to say something, she comments a picture in their home.

Who is that? Is that your dad or your uncle or someone in the family?He is so good looking.

There was silence.

It was a picture of Jesus Christ.

They broke up a month later.”

..Chris Rocks MY world..

Warning! Content advisory message. Some of the content might be offensive. Chris Rock's Never Scared show produced some pretty remarkable funny quotes. Note below. Words in bold are emphasized by me. Quotes taken from IMDB.

Chris Rock: People always say that we can't have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution, that happens in the church. It's sacred... no it's not! Marriage ain't sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" or "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette" or "Who Wants to Marry a Midget?" Get the fuck outta here! Gay people have as much of a right to be miserable as everybody else!

Chris Rock:You know 'the stripper myth.' The stripper myth is: 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not! There's no strippers in college! There's no clear heels in biology! Shit, I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If they've got so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said 'if I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.' I haven't met her yet. If I do, she's gonna get a big tip.

Chris Rock: Are we so desperate for entertainment, that we fall for a trickless magician. Saw a lady in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something. What's his last trick. I'm in a box and I aint going to eat. I'm in a box and I aint going to eat. That aint no trick. That's called living in the projects.

Chris Rock: They [the government] keep trying to scare us. They keep telling us to be on the lookout for Al-Queda. I ain't scared of Al-Queda! I'm from Brooklyn... I don't give a fuck about Al-Queda! Mother fuck Al-Queda. Did Al-Queda blow up the building in Oklahoma? NO! Did Al-Queda put anthrax in your mail? NO! Did Al-Queda drag James Byrd onto the street till his eyes popped out of his fuckin' head? NO! I ain't scared of Al-Queda! I'm scared of Al-Cracka!

Hope you're smiling!
Much Love
Drama Queen
xoxox

Saturday, July 26, 2008

..Terms men SHOULD understand..

I came across this post at
RandomAlphabets who in turn came across it at some chick Carrie's blog. When I first read it, it cracked me up so hard I was almost delirious. Then it hit me.. Geez this is pretty much right on the dot.. How?

Words/phrases that are in bold are emphased by me. Pointers in red are added on by me. Everything else is courtesy of the original blogger.

Fine
To end an argument when I am right & you need to shut up.

Five minutes
If you are punctual, wait. Five minutes is only five minutes, when I, want you, to do something.

Nothing
If I am not talking to you normally, nothing, always means something. If you do not know that, You. Are. Dumb.

Go ahead la/Up to you la
A dare. Not permission. Normally means, don’t do it, unless sex is something you’re willing to live without.

Loud Sigh
A word. Means you’re an idiot.

Hmm, that’s ok
Means you’re off the hook for now, but I will return for revenge. You have done something so unbelievably stupid that I actually need to take time to think of a fitting punishment.

Thank you
Sincere or not, I have thanked you. Take it & run. If you think you’ve gotten me a really bad present & I still say thank you, appreciate it for I have accepted your flaws & forgiven it for now.

Whatever
This is my way of saying Fuck You.

Well..?
Think very carefully before answering. Your life depends on what I think is an acceptable answer. And yes. You have to answer.

I beg your pardon?
You've said something ridiculously stupid/insulting. I'm daring you to repeat it. Repeat it again, you'll die. Don't repeat it, you'll still die, I heard you the first time.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

My baby makes me WHEEZE...

Ever since I become my very own dot com (www.dramatothemama.com) I've tried to spend a little time here and there tweaking my template and improving just generally everything.

The latest additions to this blog are as follows:

My Banner
If you haven't noticed, i've added my super vainpot-head face there. I figured why not? It's my blog isn't it?

My "Moments" Box
I've decided to share "moments" with you. Be it quote moments, funny moments, picture moments, blonde moments, or even just 'moments' moments.

Important Characters
If you'll note right at the top of the page, i've placed some images that represent some of the most closest people to me. To make my blog a little bit more unique, every time a post involves any one of these characters, you'll note their avatar in that particular post.

I do genuinely hope these improvements are for the better, and I hope you enjoy reading my blog as much as I enjoy writing the posts.

Tomorrow's Friday, start up your engines and get yourself in gear for a great weekend!

Much Love
Drama Queen
xoxo

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

..Funnies..

This is TOO funny!


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Thursday, July 17, 2008

..My own personal PostSecret moment..

After stumbling across some postsecrets online, I was inspired.. So I did it the easier way.. I shameless stole secrets that spoke to me and edited them.

A COUPLE of them I've edited the pictures. ALL of them have the original messages/secrets. I've added my own extension to it in curly-wurly WHITE script font..

Please click on the pictures for a clearer, larger view..








And Last but certainly not LEAST



Thanks for spending a moment with me,
Hugs & Kisses

Drama Mama

P.S: To the original owners of these secrets. Thank you for sharing it with the world. You can tell by now, you're not alone in feeling the things you do.

Friday, July 11, 2008

..Inspiring Words..

Yesterday I my mood was like this:
A combination of work, personal, and idiot italian assh*les fueled it.

Today I feel like this:
Two messages I got today uplifted me. You know who you are. Thank You. Dearly.

Message 1:
He who is quiet....LOVES you the most..from near, afar and beyond. His nerves of steel steadies with love, your love flows in his blood, his heart filled with love in abundance knows no bounds. Only those who see can feel and those who listen will hear it. If you feel with your heart open, unclouded by fear and trust, you will learn to appreciate the finer beauty of silence. Though it might be deafening, the loudness is only a whisper that's lost in a moment of fliting distraction.
For I am your ROCK!...


Message 2:
Hope you are in better spirits today. Anger is a wasted emotion to dwell in. It clouds your judgement and blinds you to the hurt feelings around you, it also deflects back to others. Nobody wins. Everyone hurts.
Ridding the anger means looking for the cause not lashing out. Hope you have a good day. My prayer for you today, that God fill your heart with forgiving love. And that he opens your eyes to the love surrounding you.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

..Musics for the heart..



JEWEL - Fragile Heart
If you want my heart
You have to promise not to tear it apart
‘Cause my heart
Has been hurt a lot
And it always seems
Love is not sweet like in dreams
Something falls through
And I don’t want that to happen to me and you

So be, be careful
Warning: fragile heart
So be, be careful
Warning: fragile heart

Last Saturday
We ate dinner at your parents place
Last Saturday you said
How you feel will not go away
Well all the fishes in the sea
Cannot be happier than me

So be, be careful
Warning: fragile heart
So be, be careful
Warning: fragile heart

Well only fools believe that
Nothing changes, nothing leaves
But I need to believe
That we at least can have some dignity
‘Cause everything changes
Nothing stays the same
But that’s not excuse to be casual and place blame
Be careful with me
Careful with me, oh
So be careful
Warning
So be careful
Fragile heart
(repeat chorus)
Don’t break my heart

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

..Bless the man who created the internet..

An email saga yesterday..

From me:
Hello hello darlings..

Hope all is well.Its been ages since we’ve made our trip to Jenjarom. And of late I’ve been hearing the sweet call of Bak Kut Teh calling my name!

So I propose we trek our way there this Sunday, 13th July at our usual morning time la.

Please rsvp so we can call terrence help make us the orders for the BKT.

Have a goodest day!

Jessica Yong
Strategic Planner


From MM:
Dear Strategic Planner,

I will bak kut your teh anytime.. errr, I mean BKT. :-P

I need 2 more riders in the orange bus..3 will fit too but a little cramp. The cage in the back can fit Avril. :-P


From David:
For heaven’s sake.....get a room!

From Andrea:
yeah man...... =)

From Avril
At least you guys get a room. I'm stuck with a CAGE, apparently!!

From MM:
The CAGE has lots of toys (compressor for blowjobs, clamps, straps, screws, nuts, chains, lights, subs, bungees and vibrating stuff). Alternatively. you can hang on my ROO bar ( will call it monkey bar just for u la) up front. You make a nice hood ornament. :-P

Ok la, one more choice…the roof. We be the village people balik-ing kampong like you see in Nat Geo, where the bus has goats and chickens on the top?? Put a basket there for you. You want seatbelts? Lend you my nice Oakley goggles for the bugs…remember to close your mouth unless you are on protein diet. Oh hang on, you can be the “little red baron” with scarf and the Snoopy toy pretending to shoot down the enemies?

Ok ok…seriously….my tow hook is there, I have a 30m strap. You can go road-boarding in the back! Jump the humps, potholes, roadkills, etc…. make you a special board with hot wheels and a pink helmet! We will You-tube-U :-P.

Get you 10secs of fame on “X-treme sports disaster” on AXN?


From Avril
Make my helmut green, please. And get me roller blades, none of them homemade shiznit boards for me, thank you.

Only 10 secs? Try a lifetime of fame - Girl falls off the back of bus and lands on elephant shit. Heh. No sirree, not for me! Would still like the green helmet and rollerblades, though. Find me a pair of aggressives!

Cage too small to fit another? :( Kidnap me him and then I'll happily entertain myself. Bet Jessica's going EEEeweewww at this point.

Roof sounds better, actually. I'm claustrophobic. I'll wear camouflage. And I want a real gun. Any chance you can ride past xxx fer a bit and let me take aim on the xx floor?


From me:
Dear friends (maybe by now ex-friends already?)

Kindly accept my sincerest apologies for the spamming of the emails by my boyfriend and my idiot friend. Sorry Munchkin, I rephrase, my twit boyfriend and my twat friend.

Please do not let this reflect on your good judgment of me, I am still the innocent, beautiful, vivacious drama queen J-Yo.

Ling, wasn’t sure if David forwarded you the email, you’ll need to scroll all the way down to understand what on earth is going on. Thought you should partake in our misery. Welcome to my personal hell. So yeah, do come and bring Jude and Jet! (Hope this time Jet won’t pull my top down?)


Kindest Regrets for putting you lot through this.


From Avril
We be the twit and the twat while you is beingz the twoot!

Beautiful & Vivacious or babelicious mebbe, but you, innocent? HAH! And I am Korean!! Well - I wanted to say something else but scared kena tiao for nothing.
If you guys think this is some sort of hell, let me know what the real hell is like when Jessica drags you into it in one of her many 'innocent' or blond or bimbotic moments.



THE END

..From the mouth of twat and twoot..

A series of sms conversations i had today with Munchkin..

Munch: Dear cultured friend. Is there a surefire way of not turning red while drinking wine? And staying sober!!
Me: Hahahaha. Nope! Sorry babe, can't help you there..
Munch: Someone said to eat lotsa cheese just before :( Gross breath!
Munch: Die die. One bottle 2 ppl only sure hailat one.
Me: Ewww.. Haven't heard the cheese one before. Sounds kinda dangerous though cuz if you get drunk and spew then..
Munch: Oh stop! Okok no cheese.

Me: So you coming this Sunday or not?
Munch: Do I get a proper seat? (pls refer here to understand the stupidity of this question)
Me: Err.. I guess so..
Munch: Confirm that first with the Jem. If not dowan.
Me: Don't be silly la!
Munch: Duh. That means my answer is yes la. u think i really question if he's giving d cage? Some credit please.
Munch: I'm disappointed in you! U think you blond everyone else also blond :)
Me: But of course! You die I die mah! Lol.
Munch: Pish tosh. Don't talk about die when i'm gonna get sloshed with wine.
Me: -.-

..Feeling Blah-ed..


Just when I start questioning life, I'm faced with a reminder of the great things out there for me.

The picture is of my godson. My godson who I've not yet met. My best friend having him is a perfect reminder to me of all the possibilities and potential in the world.

I've said this before, yet I'll say it again. I was born to be a mummy. And just because I'm feeling a little down right now, doesn't mean that it won't happen. In time.

Must.Learn.To.Be.Patient.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

..Round and Round and Up and Down..

Why do we women constantly question and over-analyze? Its a bad habit and one I'm truly NOT proud of. Of late I've been questioning the authenticity of my man's feelings. Why? Beats me, my best friend tells me i'm being silly and its obvious how much he loves me but a tiny little part of me still doubted.

There are certain individuals out there who have tried to come between us, and the fact that we're still together should be testament enough. But no... i have to be an idiot and let it get to me. Stupid stupid girl.. Told my babe this before he left the house this afternoon, and him being the usual macho man said nothing. He's not the mushy gushy sort of character and I totally get that, but today I just needed a little bit of assurance. Yet he said nothing. Bastard.

Here's the shocker..

15 minutes after he left, he called me. And said "Baby, listen to this song, its for you.."

What was playing? This...

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
And now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family.
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanitys and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm yours
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
I like one big family (2nd time: I like happy family)
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love

I won't hesitate no more
Oh no more no more no more
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No I won't hesitate no more, no more
This cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours, I'm yours


So sweet can die I tell you.. That pretty much gave me all the assurance I need and I'm now once again at peace with the world.. Oh and did I tell you what I said to him after?

Me: You're giving me a song? Really? Who are you and what have you done with my boyfriend?!
Him: o.O You don't want then never mind lah!
Me: No I want! I want! You can't take it back! It's miiinnneee!!!
Him: -.-

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

..Come Fly With Me..

When I saw this postcard, you immediately came to mind. Sometimes I think you can be a little lackadaisical about life.

You of all people should know that life is a fickle sort of character. One day you're on top of the world, the next you're six feet under. Let your hopes and dreams fly and take you where they can. Do it before its too late, before the dream flies away from you. There's no harm in it. The greater harm would be to NOT. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.


[Image courtesy of Post Secret]