Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
..From the mouth of spazoids..
*sigh* this is what my life has come down to.. Check out a series of sms conversations I had with my idiot boyfriend yesterday… *ahem*
From me to him:
Ewwww… Dear god.. What have I gotten myself into? Is there a money back return policy on this man?!
From him to me:
Err… Once sold, no return. But he can clean up rather well with a very nice boyish charm. Now, that comes with a lifetime warranty.
From me to him:
Ahh… Lifetime warranty, I like the sound of that.. Does this mean if its old and broken I can send it in for a replacement newer younger version?
From him to me:
Ma’am I believe you have misunderstood the policy. You have to read the fine print for the Terms & Conditions. Enhancements but no younger replacements. Parts only.
From me to him:
Dear Customer Service,
With regards to the lifetime warranty on my man, there seems to be some problem with the timer on this product. I do recall being given carte blanche to override the system with Nagging v1.0 for the duration of 1 month. If this fries the item in question will I get my money back?
Signed, Loyal Customer
From him to me:
Dear Loyal Customer,
Please feel free to QA the timer and other features on the man. Nagging 1.0 will not fry it as the system is equipped with auto mute and ignore safety switches to protect short circuiting of thy system.
Signed. QA engineer
From me to him:
Ewwww… Dear god.. What have I gotten myself into? Is there a money back return policy on this man?!
From him to me:
Err… Once sold, no return. But he can clean up rather well with a very nice boyish charm. Now, that comes with a lifetime warranty.
From me to him:
Ahh… Lifetime warranty, I like the sound of that.. Does this mean if its old and broken I can send it in for a replacement newer younger version?
From him to me:
Ma’am I believe you have misunderstood the policy. You have to read the fine print for the Terms & Conditions. Enhancements but no younger replacements. Parts only.
From me to him:
Dear Customer Service,
With regards to the lifetime warranty on my man, there seems to be some problem with the timer on this product. I do recall being given carte blanche to override the system with Nagging v1.0 for the duration of 1 month. If this fries the item in question will I get my money back?
Signed, Loyal Customer
From him to me:
Dear Loyal Customer,
Please feel free to QA the timer and other features on the man. Nagging 1.0 will not fry it as the system is equipped with auto mute and ignore safety switches to protect short circuiting of thy system.
Signed. QA engineer
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