..Terms men SHOULD understand..

I came across this post at
RandomAlphabets who in turn came across it at some chick Carrie's blog. When I first read it, it cracked me up so hard I was almost delirious. Then it hit me.. Geez this is pretty much right on the dot.. How?

Words/phrases that are in bold are emphased by me. Pointers in red are added on by me. Everything else is courtesy of the original blogger.

Fine
To end an argument when I am right & you need to shut up.

Five minutes
If you are punctual, wait. Five minutes is only five minutes, when I, want you, to do something.

Nothing
If I am not talking to you normally, nothing, always means something. If you do not know that, You. Are. Dumb.

Go ahead la/Up to you la
A dare. Not permission. Normally means, don’t do it, unless sex is something you’re willing to live without.

Loud Sigh
A word. Means you’re an idiot.

Hmm, that’s ok
Means you’re off the hook for now, but I will return for revenge. You have done something so unbelievably stupid that I actually need to take time to think of a fitting punishment.

Thank you
Sincere or not, I have thanked you. Take it & run. If you think you’ve gotten me a really bad present & I still say thank you, appreciate it for I have accepted your flaws & forgiven it for now.

Whatever
This is my way of saying Fuck You.

Well..?
Think very carefully before answering. Your life depends on what I think is an acceptable answer. And yes. You have to answer.

I beg your pardon?
You've said something ridiculously stupid/insulting. I'm daring you to repeat it. Repeat it again, you'll die. Don't repeat it, you'll still die, I heard you the first time.