..From the mouth of twat and twoot..

A series of sms conversations i had today with Munchkin..

Munch: Dear cultured friend. Is there a surefire way of not turning red while drinking wine? And staying sober!!
Me: Hahahaha. Nope! Sorry babe, can't help you there..
Munch: Someone said to eat lotsa cheese just before :( Gross breath!
Munch: Die die. One bottle 2 ppl only sure hailat one.
Me: Ewww.. Haven't heard the cheese one before. Sounds kinda dangerous though cuz if you get drunk and spew then..
Munch: Oh stop! Okok no cheese.

Me: So you coming this Sunday or not?
Munch: Do I get a proper seat? (pls refer here to understand the stupidity of this question)
Me: Err.. I guess so..
Munch: Confirm that first with the Jem. If not dowan.
Me: Don't be silly la!
Munch: Duh. That means my answer is yes la. u think i really question if he's giving d cage? Some credit please.
Munch: I'm disappointed in you! U think you blond everyone else also blond :)
Me: But of course! You die I die mah! Lol.
Munch: Pish tosh. Don't talk about die when i'm gonna get sloshed with wine.
Me: -.-