Warning! Content advisory message. Some of the content might be offensive. Chris Rock's Never Scared show produced some pretty remarkable funny quotes. Note below. Words in bold are emphasized by me. Quotes taken from IMDB.
Chris Rock: People always say that we can't have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution, that happens in the church. It's sacred... no it's not! Marriage ain't sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" or "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette" or "Who Wants to Marry a Midget?" Get the fuck outta here! Gay people have as much of a right to be miserable as everybody else!
Chris Rock:You know 'the stripper myth.' The stripper myth is: 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not! There's no strippers in college! There's no clear heels in biology! Shit, I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If they've got so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said 'if I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.' I haven't met her yet. If I do, she's gonna get a big tip.
Chris Rock: Are we so desperate for entertainment, that we fall for a trickless magician. Saw a lady in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something. What's his last trick. I'm in a box and I aint going to eat. I'm in a box and I aint going to eat. That aint no trick. That's called living in the projects.
Chris Rock: They [the government] keep trying to scare us. They keep telling us to be on the lookout for Al-Queda. I ain't scared of Al-Queda! I'm from Brooklyn... I don't give a fuck about Al-Queda! Mother fuck Al-Queda. Did Al-Queda blow up the building in Oklahoma? NO! Did Al-Queda put anthrax in your mail? NO! Did Al-Queda drag James Byrd onto the street till his eyes popped out of his fuckin' head? NO! I ain't scared of Al-Queda! I'm scared of Al-Cracka!
Hope you're smiling!
Much Love
Drama Queen
xoxox
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
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