From me:
Hello hello darlings..
Hope all is well.Its been ages since we’ve made our trip to Jenjarom. And of late I’ve been hearing the sweet call of Bak Kut Teh calling my name!
So I propose we trek our way there this Sunday, 13th July at our usual morning time la.
Please rsvp so we can call terrence help make us the orders for the BKT.
Have a goodest day!
Jessica Yong
Strategic Planner
From MM:
Dear Strategic Planner,
I will bak kut your teh anytime.. errr, I mean BKT. :-P
I need 2 more riders in the orange bus..3 will fit too but a little cramp. The cage in the back can fit Avril. :-P
From David:
For heaven’s sake.....get a room!
From Andrea:
yeah man...... =)
From Avril
At least you guys get a room. I'm stuck with a CAGE, apparently!!
From MM:
The CAGE has lots of toys (compressor for blowjobs, clamps, straps, screws, nuts, chains, lights, subs, bungees and vibrating stuff). Alternatively. you can hang on my ROO bar ( will call it monkey bar just for u la) up front. You make a nice hood ornament. :-P
Ok la, one more choice…the roof. We be the village people balik-ing kampong like you see in Nat Geo, where the bus has goats and chickens on the top?? Put a basket there for you. You want seatbelts? Lend you my nice Oakley goggles for the bugs…remember to close your mouth unless you are on protein diet. Oh hang on, you can be the “little red baron” with scarf and the Snoopy toy pretending to shoot down the enemies?
Ok ok…seriously….my tow hook is there, I have a 30m strap. You can go road-boarding in the back! Jump the humps, potholes, roadkills, etc…. make you a special board with hot wheels and a pink helmet! We will You-tube-U :-P.
Get you 10secs of fame on “X-treme sports disaster” on AXN?
From Avril
Make my helmut green, please. And get me roller blades, none of them homemade shiznit boards for me, thank you.
Only 10 secs? Try a lifetime of fame - Girl falls off the back of bus and lands on elephant shit. Heh. No sirree, not for me! Would still like the green helmet and rollerblades, though. Find me a pair of aggressives!
Cage too small to fit another? :( Kidnap me him and then I'll happily entertain myself. Bet Jessica's going EEEeweewww at this point.
Roof sounds better, actually. I'm claustrophobic. I'll wear camouflage. And I want a real gun. Any chance you can ride past xxx fer a bit and let me take aim on the xx floor?
From me:
Dear friends (maybe by now ex-friends already?)
Kindly accept my sincerest apologies for the spamming of the emails by my boyfriend and my idiot friend. Sorry Munchkin, I rephrase, my twit boyfriend and my twat friend.
Please do not let this reflect on your good judgment of me, I am still the innocent, beautiful, vivacious drama queen J-Yo.
Ling, wasn’t sure if David forwarded you the email, you’ll need to scroll all the way down to understand what on earth is going on. Thought you should partake in our misery. Welcome to my personal hell. So yeah, do come and bring Jude and Jet! (Hope this time Jet won’t pull my top down?)
Kindest Regrets for putting you lot through this.
From Avril
We be the twit and the twat while you is beingz the twoot!
Beautiful & Vivacious or babelicious mebbe, but you, innocent? HAH! And I am Korean!! Well - I wanted to say something else but scared kena tiao for nothing.
If you guys think this is some sort of hell, let me know what the real hell is like when Jessica drags you into it in one of her many 'innocent' or blond or bimbotic moments.
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