Dear Marlboro Man..

I'll hold your hands and jump,
I'll go into the murky depths with you and with no life jacket,
You only have to ask.

I'll give you the moon on a platter,
I'll promise you the world,
You only have to ask.

I'll catch you if you fall,
I'll bungee off the highest building,
You only have to ask.

I'll Party like a Rockstar,
I'll be your very own Nikki,
You only have to ask.

I'll bear your offspring,
I'll carry your name,
You only have to ask.