..Completely random..

Alrighty..

So it's been awhile..

Gone were the days where i'd blog every so often just random thoughts or random pics. Why? Simple. I have abso-bloody-lutely no time at all. I shit you not. I am completely and utterly exhausted beyond belief its sooooo not funny. On the up side though, i've lost HEAPS of weight.. Woohoo!! Crack open the champagne and throw a party! No more, "Oh wow, how many months pregnant are you?" comments from blind bats.

What's been happening? Work work work social work work work. That pretty much sums up my life right about now. Can you see why i'm tired? Sigh. Throw me a pity party. Actually no, not really. I'm happy. It's been a long while, but i'm actually happy.

I've recently met some ab-fab (for you un-glam people that means absolutely fabulous, like duh! <-- bimbo voice) people at the places I work and it's been good.

Have also been made to step outside my comfort zone quite a fair bit and I must say i've even surprised myself at what I'm capable of. I almost imagined a scene like so:

Adventures of the Mall Queen:

Mall Queen: Oh my god, like, it's so hot out here? Is there a Starbucks nearby?
Marlboro Man: What did I get myself into..

MQ: Damn, I need to pee. Is there a toilet out here??
MM: The bushes.

MQ: Oh wow, this place has no Astro.

MQ: Eww.. Fish.. Eww.. Frogs..

But in actuality, I did quite okay if I do say so myself. Truly, i even made myself proud. However, unfortunately this does not immediately mean that the title of Mall Queen has been dropped. *sigh* I don't think I'll ever get rid of it.

Speaking of comfort zones.. Yes I know this page is called Drama Queen Alert.. and yes my title is Drama Queen/Drama Mama, but let me tell you, this is a persona that I've worked hard to create. In truth, i'm quite a quiet reserved person. Stop choking/laughing/snickering and take that "Like as if" look off your face. ITS TRUE!!! Pulling the drama queen out of my pocket is like slipping on a whole different personality. The DQ allows me free reign to be over-the-top and pretentious and in your face with little if any repercussions.

I highly recommend that everyone should have a different personality profile, much along the lines of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. It helps with your self-esteem issues and it helps you get away with plenty.

I'm rambling. I'm bored. I'm outta here..

Kissess
Drama Mama