This is where I bitch, moan and groan as well as laugh, lambast and love! All opinions are purely my own. I. Will. Not. Be. Judged.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

It's the Devil in Me


Munchkin and I went to a book fair in Atria today. Geez i haven't been to Atria in donkeys years! Anyhoo, I stumbled upon this book entitled The Devil's Collection-A Cynic's Dictionary as compiled by Maggie Pinkey

It's crazy funny and somehow, it rings true. I'm going to try to put up a few quotes every day. If I don't well. . . call me a procrastinator.

Ability - The art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits Casey Stengel

Abstract Art - A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered Al Capp

Acquaintance - A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich and famous Ambrose Bierce

Acting - Farting about in disguise Peter O'Toole

Oh What A NIGHT!

Friday Night at Velvet was for no special reason other than a simple night out with the girls (and one guy). Things started out not that promising what with it raining as we were about to leave AND THEN... the drinks started, the "I Never" game started and the giggles started. That was pretty much it... It was absofockinglutely fantabulous! I'll let the pictures speak for themselves..
My 2 darlings Anna and Eliza

A lovely picture of the Giggly Girls

With my two beautiful babes

With the gorgeous Anna

With Munchkin

Shorty and The Man

With Allan Wu

*sigh*

Monday, June 18, 2007

Trouble's coming.....



Uh-oh We're (ed:you're) in trouble
Something's come along and it's burst our (ed:your) bubble
Uh-oh We're (ed:you're) in trouble
Gotta get home-quick march on the double

We've (ed:you've) been out all night and we (ed:you)haven't been home
We're (ed:you're)walking through the backstreets-all alone
The party was great (yea) we (ed:you) were really thrilled
But when we(ed:you) get home, we're (ed:you're)gonna get killed


Lyrics courtesy of http://www.animelyrics.com/

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Casualty of War

My mark of valor. .





The drought has ended. .

Monday, June 04, 2007

Geez...

Seriously.. grow up.. Stop being so childish and act your age..

Also, stop being hypocritical.. All the things you told me before, you very obviously use those thoughts only when it's too your advantage.. What a cop-out.. And here I thought you were one of the few real men around..

All this drama is totally unnecessary, I mean, who on earth does it benefit? It sure as hell doesn't benefit me.

You weren't as important to me as you thought you were, so I'm going to have to 'lemon law' you..

Note: For the gazillionth time, I do not i repeat I DO NOT give a damn what you think about my blog posts. If you have a problem with anything on this blog, message me and I will very nicely tell you to SHOVE IT where the sun don't shine.. This is MY space for MY thoughts, if you don't like it, please follow these simple directions below:

For MAC users:
- There's an X button on the top LEFT corner of your internet browser.
- Click it but before you do, remember this message.. "Good riddance to bad rubbish"

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- There's an X button on the top RIGHT corner of your internet browser.
- Click it then drop dead.

I don't need you here. Au Revoir, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, SayƓnara, Arrivederci, Hasta la vista

Friday, June 01, 2007

*picture heavy and drama juicy*

Fate.. Do you believe in it? I sooo definitely do. I believe. . It was fated for me to. .

. . enroll in Sri Cempaka, the only school that would let me enroll a year earlier, therefore allowing me to meet my best friend Nicole who gives me my first Godson Dino Isaac Lelis

. . change schools, therefore meeting tons of new people including Mable who helped me get the job at ACP which made me realise the ambition I have within me

. . have my best friend date Joshua who kept in touch with me even after they broke up and all through these 10 years and even from UK, one of my best guyfriends

. . follow my then boyfriend Alvin to Taylor's where I got closer to his cousins girlfriend Min Fong who helped me through a tough time, introduced me to Chee Weng *sidenote: this was Alvin's fate too as this was where he met his fated girlfriend Ming Hui (they're still together and going strong I might add)

. . be introduced to IRC where I met the skater boys from ss15 and met Jullian Sultan a dear, sweet, difficult boy who I know will go to the moon for me if I needed help

. . keep in touch with Chee Weng who I know will love me no matter what happens, it is that knowledge that keeps me sane on the darkest of nights, to know that someone cares

. . meet Kimi who introduced me to Razlan, Azeer and Nastassia, three people who when combined have given me more memories than I could ask for and introduced me to more people than I can remember

. . freelance at EURO thus introducing me to Joe Najib who has become a great friend, who has in turn also introduced me to some great people

. . be introduced to Tyler who reopened my eyes to the joys of clubbing after a 3 year long partying hiatus, introduced me to some fantabulous people and acquainted me with the elixir of the Gods, the ambrosia that is *drumroll* the lychee martini

. . become a BMW ambassador where I met Hian Tee and was offered a job in HYDL where I met my destined extended family, Aris (bestest boss in the world), Anna (most nicest, loveliest person with a great ass!), Nita (the cutest, sweetest person), E-lane (my hardcore banger sister), David (the most wittiest, classiest guy I know), Raymond (the most creative, confusing guy) and Eliza (who replaced me and has become my partner in crime)

. . walk into Pet Safari 1Utama and fall in love with a Cocker Spaniel I named Lucy who when I went back the next day was sold which made me cry and made my friends take me to Pets Wonderland in Ikano where I found my baby Jolie

. . join ACP and meet an incredible amount of business contacts and four ridiculously special people, Dashinee, Avril, Vanessa and Cherrin, all four who will forever have special places in my heart

. . go for a last minute casting where I met Terence who gave me the best three and a half years of my life

. . spend New Years Eve at Peter's house which gave me the opportunity to 'bond' with my cousin Joanna, have someone tell me that when he looks at me he sees all the could-have-beens, and to rediscover a love for chocolate

. . be with Avril almost everyday for the past few months for without her by my side I would have sucumbed to insanity a long time ago

. . have Dashineeas my baby who cries when I cry and laughs when I laugh
. . visit the multiply page Jeremy C.who coincidentally got a tattoo done by the same guys I was going to the next day thus allowing for a meet-up and a chance to renew old friendships

. . be introduced to Joey for we have a top secret joint project coming up that has me so excited I could pee in my pants

. . attend the CLEO Bachelor After Party @ ZOUK where I had time to spend with Jermz and reignite old flames


. . go now for I am super sleepy

Editors Note:In no particular order.. those without pictures to accompany are no less special, i simply could not find a picture!
 
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