Friday, March 23, 2007

*warning* long rant ahead. read at your own peril...

To be vain is to have excessive pride in one's appearance. Once in awhile though, you're allowed to be vain. Especially if you've been having a series of really bad photos taken. Why photo's in particular you say, well for the longest time, photos that have been taken of me having made me want to walk around with a sackcloth on my head. I very nearly swore off taking photos altogether. Then by some stroke of sheer luck, this happened..

Which brings to mind what a procrastinator I am. This picture of lovely little me was taken on 10th of March 2007. The reason behind getting all glammed up was the Super Secretive 100th anniversary party of some Super Secretive brand, at least I think that was the purpose of the party. Here's a review on the event:

THE GOOD:
It's been a long time since a 'Black-tie' party was thrown. Usually black tie events mean a visit to the opera. The party and the dresscode was a fantastic excuse to buy a dress, pair of shoes and new bag.

THE BAD:
1. I could have thrown a better party. Seriously. WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE!! It was so packed that it was a human sardine can. No place to walk, no place to lift champagne flute to super-parched mouth, no place to light up a cigarette!
2. Booze, or lack thereof. It finished. Early. What other reason do people attend functions like this if not for people-watching and the free booze. If they've said it was for any other reason, they lied. Tsk tsk. Shame on you Sir BAT.

3. The whole reason behind the event. What is it? Your guess is as good as mine. Not alot of people knew/cared what was happening. There was apparently some sort of special presentation, but how the hell was I to know when there was no indication of it!!
THE UGLY:
1. There was a fashion show of watches/jewelry. The models were protected by one bodyguard each. In a room packed body to body this is so NOT a good idea. The bodyguards had to blow whistles to get people to squoosh people themselves further to each other to make way for some anorexic little bitch to display a watch i'll never afford. So glamours the whistles i's tells yous.
2. Dress code. This is a particular pet peeve of mine. If the dress code says Pink you damn well come in something pink. If the dress code says Black Tie, when in hell does that mean come with a shirt, tie, JEANS for fucks sake and BLOODY sneakers!?!? I was told that they'd be strict with upholding the dress code, apparently NOT! I even witnessed first hand a bouncer stopping a guy from entering in the beginning only to be told by an employee "It's OK, he's with me".


THE AFTER-PARTY:
Okay, so the adjourning to Velvet was for personal reason, but it seemed like the whole crowd from the black tie thing adjourned to Velvet after. Which would have been great if it was ridiculously packed!! Left after a short while.
THE AFTER-AFTER-PARTY:
Went to teman tyler who was sitting outside at Terrace Bar (poor boy was having a bad day) and ended having an even better time laughing and getting some food into my poor hungry belly (DID I MENTION THEY BARELY SERVED ANY FOOD AT THIS BLACK TIE THING?!?!?)


LASTLY
Ahhh... The girls and I got a room at Maya hotel so we decided to head back to the room. Sheer bliss it was to take off my shoes and plonk myself on the bed. The other great part? It was where THIS picture was taken.

Monday, March 19, 2007

A Nationwide Prayer

Dear God,

In reference to this, I ask you to please look kindly on the stupidity of our local Tourism Minister. We do not blame you Lord for putting him here on earth. We understand that you are busy and sometimes there can be a little oversight in the Quality Control department. Perhaps you should speak to your relief angels about beefing up in this area, I mean really how many helpers does Cupid need.

Moving on, perhaps you could enlighten us God. Was he dropped on his head at birth, thus causing permanent damage to the part of his head that is meant to be used for logic? Perhaps he was ‘blessed’ with a tiny willie and this therefore means that there is a lack of oxygen to the only head that he uses for thinking? It doesn’t matter God, we understand that you are not to blame.

But most of all Lord, we ask you to smack some sense into this morons’ head that humans have been given the right to ‘Freedom of speech’. Which means I can sit here and swear at the world if I want to and rest assured that NO wars will be started because come on, humans have brains no?

Yours truly,
A concerned human

P.S: You should seriously consider drafting some sort of an accountability agreement that states in case of major fuck-ups like this you are to be held totally unaccountable.
P.P.S: Can we sue him for racial defamation?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Only Spartan women give birth to REAL men!

A follow up from here.

I don't really have the words to describe how flabbergasted I am by this movie. It totally blew my socks off. At various points during the movie I myself felt like getting out of my seat and joining the fight for Sparta.

A decent review here.

The picture below is clear indication of how revved up we were after the movie. Malaysia's very own Spartans.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

By Far the Best in Bed

Found this on a friendster bulletin board post. Some of the points are repeated across a couple of star signs. But good fun to know and very self affirmative!!

VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Loud. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to pleae. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you
want to #### with... you might end upcrying... the most irresistible.

ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,

GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous.

LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not
a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of
Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Remember us..

SPARTANS!!!!! enough said.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Rarity

First saw this His blog. I like that i'm rare.

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.